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Trucks rule, cars drool.
Post by Post by The Beast Girl on February 10, 2009 at 17:44 | Category: ComparisonsTribute to Tucker, a.k.a. Tuck the Truck.
Why trucks are better than cars:
| Trucks | Cars | Exception |
| Haul dirt. | Can only haul small babies. | El Caminos. Quad & mega cabs can haul babies, large or small. (family value packs) |
| Drive over large shit. | Not able to drive over shit. | Lifted lezzie mobiles. (see picture below) |
| You look hotter. | Not hot. | You’re not hot or you have a Porsche. |
| Bed to lay in no matter where you go. | Uncomfortable and awkward to sleep in. | You’re a midget or enjoy being uncomfortable and awkward. |
| Impress boys. | Attract sissy, faux men, mama’s boys. | You’re a lezzie and don’t care about boys. |
| Kick ass in the snow. | Lifted lezzie mobiles. (see picture below) |
You suck at driving and wouldn’t make it regardless. |
Lifted Lezzie Mobile
Car That Couldn’t
Tagged: pickup truck, trucks rule, trucks vs cars
Comments (1)
One Response to “Trucks rule, cars drool.”
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amy says:
such truth.