I found this post on secrets fascinating! It is unfortunate I know all of you too well to really divulge much of a secret but I’ll do my best: Sometimes I want to beat my dog. Not like punch her but I mean beat her senseless. Mostly just on those days when I am super [...]
I am doing my best to keep my ish together. Trying. Inside? It looks like this: OOOOHMYEFFINGGOSHHHHHH8*#@)!@(#7531129*(&*(&^!@#(*LQJKJH(*@Q*&@!^#&%R!@*E(W*D!!!!!!!!!!! I’ve been preppin’ the platter: tanning, waxing and soon, a hair cut! There is nothing like a tan ass and a smooth punket! What?! What?! My last few weeks have been a lil crazy. I’ve been working hard [...]
Ah yes, the fine line—the gray area. Certainly not to be confused with neutral, objective or meaningless. Lord knows, tequila is not conducive to objectivity, sensibility or proper judgment. On the contrary, it lends itself quite nicely to gray areas, especially when combined with wine and cute boys. The chain of events about to be [...]