Seattle Something

who really knows [about me]

A new distraction for a busy twenty-something Seattleite. Think of this as the Seinfeld of blogs.
PLEASE NOTE: The only rule of this blog is that if you know me, do not reveal my true identity. I can do it myself.

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Secrets, secrets are so fun!

I found this post on secrets fascinating! It is unfortunate I know all of you too well to really divulge much of a secret but I’ll do my best: Sometimes I want to beat my dog. Not like punch her but I mean beat her senseless. Mostly just on those days when I am super [...]

Comments (0)   |   April 26, 2010 at 13:39

Laughed outloud, choked on my laugh, then peed a little

Comments (2)   |   April 20, 2010 at 15:31

Ahem. Mmmmmmmmexico!

I am doing my best to keep my ish together. Trying. Inside? It looks like this: OOOOHMYEFFINGGOSHHHHHH8*#@)!@(#7531129*(&*(&^!@#(*LQJKJH(*@Q*&@!^#&%R!@*E(W*D!!!!!!!!!!! I’ve been preppin’ the platter: tanning, waxing and soon, a hair cut! There is nothing like a tan ass and a smooth punket! What?! What?! My last few weeks have been a lil crazy. I’ve been working hard [...]

Comments (1)   |   April 10, 2010 at 17:14

Gray Matters

Ah yes, the fine line—the gray area. Certainly not to be confused with neutral, objective or meaningless. Lord knows, tequila is not conducive to objectivity, sensibility or proper judgment. On the contrary, it lends itself quite nicely to gray areas, especially when combined with wine and cute boys. The chain of events about to be [...]

Comments (4)   |   April 5, 2010 at 11:20