Me: Yeah, I am moving to Snohomish soon. Client: Oh no! Why would you go and do that? Me: Well, I’ve done the city thing and am ready to be away from the hustle and bustle. Client: You don’t want to do that. That would not be very fun. What about the lack of night [...]
Call me old fashioned. Call me paranoid. Call me high maintenance. It is absolutely absurd for businesses to request finger prints as a form of proof of identification. Why not just scan my retina, take a little finger prick, pluck a strand of hair and call it a day! More and more I am seeing [...]
When I arrived home after my morning walk with Kita Bear, I happened upon 4 worker men (NONE of which were attractive), two huge trucks and two machine thingies (yes, that’s what they’re called). What were they doing blocking my driveway and entrance to my apartment? Ripping up the asphalt and repaving. Was I notified? [...]
…tell someone they aided in double homicide in your dreams? Yesterday I saw a friend / client of mine and realized he was in my dream the night before. Him and a friend of his were standing on the curbside. This girl was on the sidewalk a few feet away. Trembling, she held a gun [...]
If you can’t handle the truth, you best be leavin’. Shit’s gonna get real. Circa 2005, a friend of mine told me about a new feminine product: the Diva Cup. I was curious, did a bunch of research but decided, I was chicken. Three weeks ago, Sister told me about this same feminine product. For [...]