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A new distraction for a busy twenty-something Seattleite. Think of this as the Seinfeld of blogs.
PLEASE NOTE: The only rule of this blog is that if you know me, do not reveal my true identity. I can do it myself.

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Post by The Beast Girl  |  Category: Not So Cool, Poems

drink it down
tingle to the surface
bubble up through my vanes
and stain my pores
numb the skin
but you leave my heart?
awaken my emotion
to a whirl of torment
slide into a place of slur and sorrow
morning aches, a dull shine
a remedy it is not
rather a spur of pain
evoking my dejection.

Comments (1)   |   February 20, 2009 at 9:50

margarita |ˌmärgəˈrētə|

Post by The Beast Girl  |  Category: Poems, Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

lusty limes
sit seated in the sack
grocery store style
picked, parsed and packed
let the liquor lather
feel the flow
courage in a carboy
limes let loose
mashed, mixed in medley
sultry salt saunters around
tart orange tops off
one liquid lady
the magnificent, the magical
little Margaret

Little Magical Margaret
2 parts Tequila
1 part Grand Marnier
1.5 parts fresh lime juice
1/2 cuties orange or tangerine
salt to taste
add more Tequila [...]

Comments (1)   |   February 11, 2009 at 18:38

Holy Blueberry Batman!

Post by The Beast Girl  |  Category: COOL!

Muse Café on the “West Edge” of Queen Anne is fantastic. If you have not been it is located on the corner of 10th & Howe. Recently they were able to get a hold of a very rare bean. I know, it sounds absurd. It’s just coffee right?
Well, sort of. These beans can only be [...]

Comments (0)   |   February 10, 2009 at 11:37

Mead, dancing & drinking

Post by The Beast Girl  |  Category: Funny Stories

A few years back I was introduced to McBabes (names have been changed to protect the innocent), a.k.a. a round ‘em up, ride ‘em all night long hick bar just north of town. Needless to say, I quickly fell in love.
One night was particularly memorable. We had had several drinks (prolly like 2 sheets to [...]

Comments (5)   |   February 9, 2009 at 13:18

External Presure

Post by The Beast Girl  |  Category: Random

I sit still, cris-cross apple sauce. On the couch I am. Adjacent to my bestie and hilariously humored. I also wish I was drunk. Bestie is named Tammy. She’s drunk.
Tammy tops dat like nobody’s biznass. She already posted one blog and is starting her second. HOLY CRAP I have so much catching up to do. [...]

Comments (0)   |   February 7, 2009 at 0:29