Seattle Something » fbook stalker http://www.seattlesomething.com who really knows Mon, 19 Jul 2010 19:45:39 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0 I wish I could hate you Vegas-going-immature-heart-breaker http://www.seattlesomething.com/2009/03/i-wish-i-could-hate-you-vegas-going-immature-heart-breaker/ http://www.seattlesomething.com/2009/03/i-wish-i-could-hate-you-vegas-going-immature-heart-breaker/#comments Tue, 03 Mar 2009 23:29:07 +0000 The Beast Girl http://www.seattlesomething.com/?p=312 Today I updated my FBOOK status to “off to another meeting … THEN … DATE!” because I saw that my heart breaker is going to Vegas. Vegas? WTF. The place you said you would never go to because it is pointless, dirty, meaningless, skanky and STUPID. And I wish I had more clever words to spout right now but I’m too angry/hurt/sad and in a hurry cuz I have a meeting. Just as my status says.

BOO TO YOU.

I hope you think I have a date and I hope it HURTS.

KISS MY *HOT* ASS!

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]]> http://www.seattlesomething.com/2009/03/i-wish-i-could-hate-you-vegas-going-immature-heart-breaker/feed/ 5 FBOOK: a place of solice, refuge and rage. http://www.seattlesomething.com/2009/02/fbook-a-place-of-solice-refuge-and-rage/ http://www.seattlesomething.com/2009/02/fbook-a-place-of-solice-refuge-and-rage/#comments Wed, 11 Feb 2009 18:16:03 +0000 The Beast Girl http://www.seattlesomething.com/?p=56 One of my favorite past times is stalking people on FBOOK. I find it therapeutic (mmm … or detrimental to my mental health). The best people to stalk are the ones you are aquanaut with, maybe from high school, college or maybe they are people you were once close to but are no longer on the in-side of the circle. These are people that you don’t, can’t or won’t talk to but still enjoy, revel or take great pleasure in reading up on their menial lives.

My recent stalk is a boy I once knew. I say that like it’s been years but it’s only been 28 days. He has made it clear that he does not have the time to invest in a relationship, of any kind. Requested my friendship he did, then refused to invest the time of day. Now, given, he is quite busy and stressed and I have fully accepted he is not in a good place and should not be in a romantic relationship. Fine. However, as I was performing my daily stalking rituals, I saw one of his girl friends posted on his wall saying how fun it was to see him this past weekend. Funny. Huh…he must have found time for his other friends. He goes out on the weekends regularly but could not spend an hour to talk face-to-face two weeks ago and address our friendship, or lack there of when HE was the one who wanted a friend. I’m sorry. This FBOOK stalker bitch ain’t no one way friend.

If you’re on your knees begging, remember this: you gotta give to receive.

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