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25 Things I Hate About Facebook

This is AWESOME

and then …

Comments (0)   |   March 26, 2009 at 8:51

Saw *him* last night.

Hence the poem.
So, now the question is: Do I …
A. Write him a letter stating we are not friends until he is all growned up and de-friend him on Facebook.
B. De-friend him on Facebook.
C. Do nothing.
D. Other (you must provide what the other is).

Comments (12)   |   March 14, 2009 at 14:27

I wish I could hate you Vegas-going-immature-heart-breaker

Today I updated my FBOOK status to “off to another meeting … THEN … DATE!” because I saw that my heart breaker is going to Vegas. Vegas? WTF. The place you said you would never go to because it is pointless, dirty, meaningless, skanky and STUPID. And I wish I had more clever words to [...]

Comments (5)   |   March 3, 2009 at 15:29

Why? Why? Why?!

it’s already ugly and then you give it two eyes?

Comments (0)   |   February 26, 2009 at 20:47

FBOOK: a place of solice, refuge and rage.

One of my favorite past times is stalking people on FBOOK. I find it therapeutic (mmm … or detrimental to my mental health). The best people to stalk are the ones you are aquanaut with, maybe from high school, college or maybe they are people you were once close to but are no longer on [...]

Comments (1)   |   February 11, 2009 at 10:16